This is just a place to collect the odd bits of material that can be included in routines.

• 3454.169  Clarence makes quite a tidy profit from his side business... selling dented scratched packing crates. He puts up a large sign reading

  Assessed at $3,000-4,000
  by Antique Roadshow Staff

  How an antique staff can assess the value of a dented packing crate - I'll never know. Clarence claims it's legit. Apparently he laid out dollar value ranges on the floor and gave his staff a spin.  Clarence also points out that his merchandise ALMOST had an assessed value of 3.4 Billion dollars until he discovered an irregularity in his paperwork and had to fire his accounting firm. He's apparently going to have to file bankruptcy under Chapter 0.011 as a result.

• I can assure you that my employers are not able to pay me what I am worth. Apparently they are constrained by minimum wage laws. [source Richard Myer].